Friday, January 27, 2006
Screw You, Immune System.
So, I have it figured out. Every Friday afternoon, I post an update.
A schedule will be a good thing for me...it'll be like a homework assignment or something.
In other news, I'm so sick right now, it's not even funny...it's like I have every cold symptom they've ever thought of, and they're all screaming for attention. My nose is running, I'm cold, I'm tired, my throat hurts, my eyes are watery and I think at least a couple of my organs have left my body for healthier climes. I suppose this is the price I pay for living in a dorm/petri dish.
Even Nyquil isn't working. NYQUIL HAS FORSAKEN ME. That's what disturbs me the most...in a few days the doctors will be conducting my autopsy in those space suits, and as soon as they cut me open they instantly die from a supermutated Andromeda Strain/common cold. I swear to god, this cold will be responsible for the end of civilization as we know it. It's like in 12 Monkeys...I'm just the guy that had to catch it first.
So yeah, spelling and focusing are hard right now, I'm gonna kill this update early. Expect another next Friday, about the same time.
ΒΆ 1:54 PM
A schedule will be a good thing for me...it'll be like a homework assignment or something.
In other news, I'm so sick right now, it's not even funny...it's like I have every cold symptom they've ever thought of, and they're all screaming for attention. My nose is running, I'm cold, I'm tired, my throat hurts, my eyes are watery and I think at least a couple of my organs have left my body for healthier climes. I suppose this is the price I pay for living in a dorm/petri dish.
Even Nyquil isn't working. NYQUIL HAS FORSAKEN ME. That's what disturbs me the most...in a few days the doctors will be conducting my autopsy in those space suits, and as soon as they cut me open they instantly die from a supermutated Andromeda Strain/common cold. I swear to god, this cold will be responsible for the end of civilization as we know it. It's like in 12 Monkeys...I'm just the guy that had to catch it first.
So yeah, spelling and focusing are hard right now, I'm gonna kill this update early. Expect another next Friday, about the same time.
ΒΆ 1:54 PM
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uh-huh. i worked out at the gym yesterday, little knowing that this disease would set upon me a few short hours later. now i've got TWICE as much acheyness and soreness and weakness.
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