In the Spirit of March Madness, Other Months and States of Being -September Schizophrenia
-April Anomie
-January Jonesing For a Fix Real Bad
-November Narcolepsy
-May Moroseness
-August Ambivalence
-February Fuck This I'll Show You All, You Hear? You Hear Me?  ¶ 12:25 AM 0 Comments

  Potential Nicknames for Republican Presidential Hopeful Mitt Romney -Messerschmitt
-The Polygamator
-Average Joe Smith
-Massachusmitts
-Totally Not Homophobic
-Oven Mitt
-UnKennedy  ¶ 1:54 PM 0 Comments

  How I Imagine Different Animals Would Taste Baby Harp Seal- So succulent and tender that it's like eating pudding.
Koala- Gamey.
Unicorn- One bite and you climax so hard you lapse into a coma.
Panda- Tender but unsatisfying.
Tiger- Lean and delicious.
Rhino- OK if you're able to take off the skin.
Dragon- Slightly greasy.  ¶ 12:00 AM 0 Comments

  Things that Sound Good in Principle, but Fare Poorly in Execution. -Olestra
-Extended Pleasure Condoms
-Developing an addiction to amphetamines
-Black paint as stain remover
-All-Star reality TV (see also: I Love New York)
-Air travel
-Socialism  ¶ 6:02 PM 0 Comments