How I Imagine Different Animals Would Taste Baby Harp Seal- So succulent and tender that it's like eating pudding.
Koala- Gamey.
Unicorn- One bite and you climax so hard you lapse into a coma.
Panda- Tender but unsatisfying.
Tiger- Lean and delicious.
Rhino- OK if you're able to take off the skin.
Dragon- Slightly greasy.  ¶ 12:00 AM